Shredding

Why does everything have to be so expensive? Here is a list of all the things I want to shred and how much they cost, please give me insight as to what I should pick:

• Wakeboarding (boat) - $100 for a boat for an hour (with more people the price is divided)
• Wakeboarding (cable) - $40ish
• Heli ski/board - $500-$900
• Speed Riding (Canopy and training) - $2000 (but they are offering a long term pricing package. Not to mention, this is #1 on my list of things to do in my life)

• Mountain boarding - $100+

• Kite boarding - $325

• SnowKite mountain boarding - $325

• Para gliding/Hang gliding - $150-$200

• Freestyle bungee - $180

• Downhill Mountain biking - $100-$200

I will definitely ski/snowboard at the resorts and ski fields here before I leave (hopefully SnowParkNZ will be open!)

Help!